
I had a major dinner-party screw-up on Saturday—MAJOR!
And I am now in need of some advice and consoling...
Tim had invited a work friend and his wife for dinner, and I was more stressed than I usually am about preparing a meal for others.
This is normally a situation I thoroughly enjoy.
And it's not that our guests weren't lovely, normal, food-loving people.
They were.
My issue was that I had never cooked for them before and they were maybe a generation older than us, so I was nervous about coming across as a complete rookie in the dinner-party department. I figured it would be completely inappropriate to serve-up skillet pizzas or pulled pork sandwiches (although, maybe in hindsight, I should have).
A mature and sophisticated audience expects cabernet and rib roasts, right?
My first mistake of the night was not having another couple there.
I was spending so much time in the kitchen getting things ready—basting meat, assembling salads, stirring polenta— that Tim had to do the lion share of the entertaining and simultaneous child-minding (choice moment: when Conor climbed onto the couch with his of cup milk, plopped down next to the wife, looked up at her and let out two long farts, followed by him shouting"it wasn't me!")
Another couple would have shouldered some of the socializing. That would have been good.
And maybe a few sleeping pills for the kids
Because they also decided on this very night that they weren't going to bed—EVER.
Belle was still up at 11pm, sitting at the dining room table across from our guests, eating whipped cream out of a bowl, and regaling them with stories about Kindergarten like she was on Larry King.
Second mistake:
Making something new from a recipe I had never tried before.
So my menu was the following:
-bread and cheese (a locally made fresh gouda, a creamy tomme de savoie, and a nicely blued English cheddar) with the cocktails.
-a salad of chilled cucumbers and red leaf lettuce topped with seared shrimp (one pound of peeled shrimp butterflied and cooked in a hot pan with a slick of olive oil, tossed with butter and white pepper and salt) crumbled feta, and a honey-dijon-shallot vinaigrette. This turned out very well--thank God.
-and for the entree braised short ribs in a red wine reduction, over polena with a side of roasted asparagus tossed in lemon juice.
The short ribs were awful. And I pride myself as someone who knows how to handle beef. But these ended up overcooked, tough, gray, the complete opposite of how they were supposed to look and taste.
I know Julia Child said "never apologize!" but as soon as I thumped the meat on the table I proclaimed "this is a complete disaster". I just didn't want them to think that I thought it was OK to eat meat the texture of a football, forcing them to pretend to enjoy it all evening.
The wife was nice enough to compliment the gravy.
Sigh.
But where did I go wrong?
My one suspicion is that the butcher was too thorough in trimming the meat. The recipe stated that there should be a layer of fat on one side of the meat, but there was no fat at all on my short ribs.
And then there was the fact that this recipe did not feel at all natural to me. It came from a very accomplished chef in his new cookbook that I like very much--but the whole time I was assembling (and this mother took two days of chopping and reducing and braising and reheating) I was thinking: this doesn't feel right.
Whereas the salad--which I made up on my own, cooking the way I like to cook, seasoning and combining with only my instincts to guide me— came out so much better.
Maybe I should just blame the butcher.
One bright note was the dessert: lemon tart. It received genuinely rave reviews, as it always does. But it is from a recipe that's tried-and-true (see
here for my earlier post on how to make it), and Belle decorated it beautifully with whipped cream and fresh raspberries.
Thank God for dessert.
So feel free to share your most memorable dinner party disaster. If you dare.—Caroline